[KrubGrat]

Wunz upon uh tym der wuz ash HH... nub, ash hundred oomies! Agh dem bad oomies wer kutten ull da urkz treez agh burnen ull da urkz hutz agh clompen urkz! Da urkz nub lyked dis, nub ad ull! Su da urkz tryd tu clomp da oomies bud fel into a trap agh gut krimpd! Da hule Clan hid in uh cave whyl da oomies klozed in fir da clomp... Da urkz kept yellun agh whimperin su lowd da echos woke ub uh bubhosh tryb ob Huwlur Urkz... Da huwlurz rund over tu da caav dem herd da kryun frum, agh seeni ash thowsand oomies abowt tu clomp da urkz wit dub gygungus monzterz! Dem wuz half lizzi agh half bear! Dem hab wingz agh klawz agh sum patches ob fur agh scalez... agh breetheds fyr! Rawr!
Da Huwlurz preyd tu da Bluudgud tu maaki dem da muzt bubhosh urkz agh ull da land su dem could saav Glub agh Thurg agh da clan from curtain dirtnapz! Agh da Bluudgud favured da Huwlurz agh gaav dem super-urkish powurz agh guud luukz! Da Huwlurz led owt uh lowd huwl, AaAaARRrRroOoOOOOO!! agh owt ob da forezt dub bubhosh huwlur wolvz jumpd un da demun lizzi-bearz agh ripped dem thoatz open! Az da Huwlur wolvz growled da bluud drippd duwn dem teeth soakin da grownd in grakh inchez ob slipperi bluud! AAaARRRrrOooOoOO!! yelld da Huwlurz agh dem charged da ash milliun oomies! Fytun agh byten, hittun agh kikken, smashen agh bashen dem oomies intu da bluud soked grownd... wen id wuz ull ober der wuz onli da oomie king named Blackthorn... Him sat un him kneez cuz him kuud nub stand ub... da urkz im da caav herd da oomie kryun agh kaam owt tu see wutz guen un... "Who are ye?! him kryd "Who the hell are ye, that ye slay over a trillion of my men without a meer scratch on yourself?!" Da Huwlurz went ub tu him... da naymz ob da Huwlurz echod in da caav lyk thundr... Kurg'Grat, Krub'Grat, Nug'Nug, Bard'Uark, agh uh few oddrz urkz nub wurth mentionen...[haw]
Da dub biggezt strungezt agh muzt bubhosh urkz step ub tu him agh taaki owt dem oligz agh draw dem bakk redi tu fyr... "Latz oomies am nub lungr welkum in diz forezt... ebriwer owtsyd ob latz oomies farmz am nuw Urk Land... Latz oomies forgit latz place..." Krub kikkz da oomie untu him bakk agh huldz him duwn wit him fuut... da oomies coughz agh coughz az da bluud frum him frendz sluwly startz tu drownd him... "Frum nuw un da Huwlurz am heer tu protekt dis clan... agh frum nuw un, itz oomies dat wil be hunted agh clompd! Deez am Urkz landz agh uz am da Huwlurz!" Da oomies skreemed but him skreem wuz drownd owt bi da huwlz ob da tryb... Da Gratz shot dem ligz agh da huwlen stup'd...
Da urkz kaam owt ob da caav sluwly agh seen da bodiez ob da ash kwadrilliun..billiun...milliun...penesilliun oomies ull ober da forezt... un da grownd... pinned tu treez... hangen frum branchez... it wuz uh bubhosh mess. Da Gratz tuuk da oomie kalled Blackthorn agh kut him hed agh tuuki id tu da oomie tuwn... Ebriash wuz su skared ob da Gratz dat dem ull runnd awey... da onli oomies dat steyd wuz da farmerz...
Agh datz da sturi ob whi da Gratz, agh bi association da Bluudclan am su bubhosh... Agh id am ull totali tru... eniash da blah oddrwize am uh pansee who hid in da caav agh nub wunt tu admit it![haw]

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