Making an Orc and Basics

[Thurg]

Ob korz! Imz juzt jealuz ob da nubhosh womp'r!

[Nugnug]

Great thread, i would like to add to it.

This is how to test a newborn

When you see a newborn that has just arrived to the fort, you should ask him these simple Q's. (if i miss something please fill in)

1.Ask him/her if he has been tested

2.If the answere is no, have them follow you to a place near the fort or rok hut were you wont be bothered by annoying Rp'ers and Humans

3.He/she has a name, and you dont know it, Ask him to tell you his/her name

4.Ask if they have any brothers or Zizturz in the clan, if the answere is "yub" ask who it is.

5.Ask him/her if they "gruk" orcish blah

6.Wether the answere is yes or no, you should make sure they do by asking them to Count to H then count to HH. Have them identify all the weapons and if they are using a certain weapon for clomping, what they would be called Ex:an orc wielding an Lusk is called a Luskr. If you dont have a weapon, simply *Emote* the weapon. The question would look as follows.
Du lat gruk wot diz am?
*holds out mace*

7. Make sure that they understand the chain of command.

8.After that, they need to know the looting rules, Grunts before Gruntees and pugs. That sort of thing, you never in the wild see the Strongest wolf in a pack eat after the weakest wolf in the pack when there is a new fresh kill.

9.Have them learn Krimping, Crosshealing. On the Crimping make sure they understand it takes four orcs to krimp, or boxes. and that that Krimp does not mean Clomp! Explain what a mojo kwimp is. Crosshealing, some say its a sore spot in the clan. Its your job to train Pugs that everyone enjoys Crosshealing, like its natural to us as breathing or breeding. Ask them to learn to emote *Bleeds*. then tell them that you are going to attack them, and when they are hurt, they need to Emote *Bleeds*. once they Emote that, heal them, so it shows them a postive responce to a negative action.

10.Ask them to Hide for you. An orc that cant hide will either get him or herself killed, as well as getting others killed by giving away our posistion. If they cant hide, tell them that they need to go to some remote location and work it up. If they still dont feel like it, tell them it is hard for you to picture them going on fun raids with the rest of the clan. Works everytime.

11. probably should go closer to the top but o wells. Soul link them, tell them that when you ask them a question you want them to "blah" it out in game. Make sure that they are also on this Web page. This webpage is not only great info for them, but god onli knows how mani fingers its saved by not having to type in every single orcish word known to the clan.

-Nug

[Thurg]

Great post Nugnug... let me add a couple items.

12) If they are wearing human clothing, make sure they take them off (happens more often than you think). What I also do is have them cut them up into rags.

13) Have them remove any orc helm/mask to verify they do not have sort of fuzz (hair, beard, etc.).

14) Have them remove any tunic they might be wearing to verify they have an appropriate skin tone.

15) Snoop their pack to make sure they do not have a spellbook. Then make sure they know not to cast spells. Thurg always puts the fear into pugs by telling them it will make "fuzz gruw en stranj playzez...."

[Gug'Bor]

About the Grunt Hut, many oomies hides themselves in it. Are we allowed to enter to kill them?

[Guban]

Originally Posted by Gug'Bor

About the Grunt Hut, many oomies hides themselves in it. Are we allowed to enter to kill them?

It's mostly not allowed in peace time when other grunts are in there.

[Gug'Bor]

Oh Ok.
Oh Ok.