Dis am da sturie ub da boogie oomie. Ib lat nub beri guud ad nub peein lats pants din leeb nuw (dat meens lat Thurg).
I'd ull begayn win meeb wuz in da laffur roons. Meeb wuz clompin' laffurs fur da Giitz'Krieg wen meeb notiz sum mumblin frum da deadie bed. Meeb wuz tinkin id wuz ash laffur hydin frum Yubgug's laffur clomp stik, su meeb walk obur der agh push oben da lid. Wud appen negzd am sunfin dat wull hawnt meeb fur da rezd ub meeb libe. Id wuz da Boogie Oomie!
Meeb ran lyke der wuz lizziez abtur meeb. Der wuz nuffin elze in meeb mind, meeb paz by nakie breedurs agh meeb nub wud ub cayr. Mebe fur ash secund but dat am nub da poiynt. Ebri Hgahk stebs me tayt, da boogie oomie gayn ash. Sluwly im wuz gaynun un meeb, reedi tu clomp meeb in da mozt hurrible wey lat kin tink ub. Meeb ulmuzd mak id tu da furt, me kuud zee id in tru da trees. Meeb gut tu sum hut furzd, id wuz da bezd meeb hab. Beun da smurt uruk me ab, me krimped da duur wit tingies su meeb wuz sabe. Or su me tot...
Id wuz ull obur, fur meeb. Meeb ben cawt. Me nub gruk how im du id, bud im did. Sluwly ims steb turwurds meeb, bakin meeb intu da curnur, agh den him poke meeb wit imz stik agh blah "OOGA BOOGA". Den jus lyke da Boogie Oomie cum in, imz dizapeered. Meeb luuked ebriwer in da hut, agh din meeb heer mumblin cumin frum ash bag in ash box. Meeb peeked inzide agh den...
Open Yubgug's pouch.